collegehumor:


Do You Recognize This Couch?


Yes, honey… it is the one we thought about getting at Ikea last Wednesday.

collegehumor:

Do You Recognize This Couch?

Yes, honey… it is the one we thought about getting at Ikea last Wednesday.

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A word that does not exist in the English language:

Ya’aburnee

Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.

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collegehumor:

 
Fedora Kid
If you’ve got the confidence to wear a fedora you can get anything.

collegehumor:

 

Fedora Kid

If you’ve got the confidence to wear a fedora you can get anything.

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collegehumor:


10. You hate Jeff Dunham way more than he even deserves.
11. Going to the movies counts as having a “break from technology”.
12. The phrase “follow me” does not even remotely invoke thoughts of physical movement.
13. You send emotionally complex, romantically tinged messages by “Like”-ing shit on Facebook.

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collegehumor:

10. You hate Jeff Dunham way more than he even deserves.

11. Going to the movies counts as having a “break from technology”.

12. The phrase “follow me” does not even remotely invoke thoughts of physical movement.

13. You send emotionally complex, romantically tinged messages by “Like”-ing shit on Facebook.

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clawsandfangs:

I want to make a difference.

clawsandfangs:

I want to make a difference.

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